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Napoleon Dynamite
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Gender

Male

Homeland

Preston, Idaho

Race

Human

Napoleon Dynamite is a student at Preston High School in Preston, Idaho. He currently lives at home with his grandmother and her pet llama, Tina. He has a 32-year-old brother, Kip Dynamite, who used to live with them until he met LaFawnduh Lucas, the love of his life, in a chat room and got married to her.

Why he's so amazingEdit

  • He was the campaign manager, bodyguard, and Secret Service Captain of Pedro Sanchez during his successful campaign for high school president.
  • He's the best dancer on the planet.
  • He's an expert in finding milk defects.
  • He's got mad drawing skills.
  • He's also pretty good with a bo staff.
  • He spent last summer in Alaska hunting wolverines.
  • He tamed a wild stallion for his brother's wedding.
  • He can play tetherball by himself and WIN.

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So what does Napoleon do, exactly?

WHATEVER HE FEELS LIKE, GOSH!!!!