Illuminati? Hush your mouth.

Tomis Tel Aviv is that one guy everyone knows, much like that sassy neighbor that throws ritzy parties just because it's Wednesday.


That one guy with the hair.


- He likes referencing pop culture.

- His favorite hobby is bugging his superior, Wyn Rosenrot, with the word "Shigella."

- Usually the first one to try and whip people into shape, often calling them "pussies."

- Easily intimidated, despite his calm demeanor towards dangerous situations.

- He is a short man (being 5'8").

- Metalman is his BFF and they commit crimes upon humanity.

- Nathanial DeSa is his 'father' and they commit even more horrible crimes upon humanity.